drum-punching

Sex play that involves the inner ear. Generally only attempted by males with very small genitalia.

So I was drum-punching Stacy the other night, and she's all like, "Stop, I can't hear anything, I think you ruptured my ear drum."

GIRL 1: Oh my God, your ear is like bleeding!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL 2: I know. I totally got drum-punched by Orlando Bloom last night.

by Little Jew Girl December 9, 2008

tounge punching the dirt starfish

licking the ass of someone

i was tounge punching the dirt starfish on my girlfrind last night and she couldnt stop moaning it was amazing

by jeff monroe May 26, 2006

punctufascist

Anyone who regards text grammar, spelling, and punctuation as the most important thing facing the world today. Is prepared to flame obsessively in perfect English to hammer home this obvious and sacred truth.

Tends to use a lot of full stops, and is never caught typing in lowercase, even when begging for tissue paper to soak up the torrent of blood seeping from a gigantic hole in his chest inflicted by an exasperated dude with a chainsaw.

"u gta leave rite now. ur m8 mikeys been hit by a car and hes bein rushed 2 intensive care. ill ring when i got a second" - Friend texting

"His name is spelt Michael. Even an idiot would know that." - Punctufascist texting

by Isacki September 14, 2009

Pumpkin punch

When a person grabs a mans balls and squeezes them, till they become one or look like a pumpkin. and then punch em in the pumpkin.

My wife got pissed when I donkey punched her so she turned around and pumpkin punched me.

by dvlwmn January 5, 2010

Dunch Punch

A female version of the donkey punch. The woman immobilizes a man by way of dunch scrunch and punching him until he is unconscious.

Guy 1: "Holly shit! How did you get that black eye?"
Guy 2: "I called my wife a fat whore during sex and she dunch punched me."
Guy 3: "Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit."

by hey biznitches April 13, 2010

Louisiana Ute Punch

A mythically amazing sexual maneuver. The first step is to engage in such violent anal sex that the penis tears through the anus and uterus walls. Now, with part of the penis inside the uterus, the "puncher" proceeds to fist the "punchee" with such force that his hand passes through the cervix and into the uterus. At this point he masturbates himself to climax.

I hate that bitch so much. If I ever got with her I'd try to give her a Louisiana Ute Punch.

by DMS himself March 6, 2009

punch a grogan

To defecate, to crap. Another way of saying, "to take a dump".

"I have to punch a grogan."

by MTB June 24, 2006