E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.

My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.

by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012

P.T. Cruiser

Entering a bar and ordering 5 beers and 5 shots of tequila. Must be consumed in less than an hour.

I pulled a P.T. Cruiser last night at the pub.

Bartender, may I have a P.T. cruiser please?

by Paul T August 28, 2008

PTD

Pimpin Tony D

Pimp of Highview C.C.C

Dont pimp her, who are you? PTD?

by Bill the ultimate muffin November 20, 2003

PTSD

PTSD is the abbreviation for POST TWEETING SEX DISORDER.

Basically means: (Tweeting Makes Me Horny)

I masturbate immediately after tweeting, because I have PTSD.

by Master Kitty October 4, 2016

PTP

Acronym for "Preserve The Poon". Usually used to describe a situation where you must do everything possible to get sexual action from a woman. Often used in place of "sorry guys, maybe next weekend" when one places his woman before "the guys".

"Hey Bill, would you like to go out to the bars with us tonight?"

"No, I'm taking the lady out to dinner tonight. PTP!"

by keebler65 July 25, 2008

ptgsck-ga!

A sound used when stomping the foot on the ground to exert the knife from the shoe, used to attack an intrusive violinist.

Not to be used on women who are pregnant!

Also to be used to look like an idiot in front of other bassers.

A.: PTGSCK-GA!

Other bassers: What?

by Abchentiere August 29, 2006

ptsd

Pregnant Teen Sucking Dick

"She is such a ptsd"

by Alex aka honduran man October 28, 2009