Procrastinating on homework or other work by creeping on friends, celebrities, etc. using facebook or any other means of creeping.
Wow, I really don't want to do my homework right now. I guess I'll go procrasticreep on my friends on facebook.
by blondie333 December 1, 2010
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The milky orbs and honeyed lips of the adult entertainment actresses on the television had me transfixed; lost somewhere in a bout of procrasturbation.
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The act of becoming bored while revising dull content for an impending exam, giving up, and just having a wank.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
Tim; "Phill, hows the revision going? You'v been in your room ages"
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"
Procrasturbation.
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"
Procrasturbation.
by Kacius Clay January 15, 2011
Get the Procrasturbation mug.A minor disagreement that is actively blown out of all proportion in order to waste everyone's time, occasionally leading to angry Procrastination Sex.
Paul and Ben both have looming deadlines for significant essays.
Paul: Hey can I shorten these curtains, they're really getting in the way.
Ben: No, I want those to be that long in case I ever move into a house with a massive window.
Paul: Well that's just ridiculous.
Ben: No, YOU'RE just ridiculous.
A procrastifight ensues.
Paul: Hey can I shorten these curtains, they're really getting in the way.
Ben: No, I want those to be that long in case I ever move into a house with a massive window.
Paul: Well that's just ridiculous.
Ben: No, YOU'RE just ridiculous.
A procrastifight ensues.
by Boris The Devastator January 17, 2011
Get the Procrastifight mug.The term used when you have put off a project that was intended to be done over a long period of time, and are scrambling to get it done all in one night. Can apply to anyone from high school students to lawyers.
Teacher: This project will be due two weeks from today. I would advise you to spread it out and do a little each night.
Kid: Yeah, right. This will be just another procrastiproject.
Kid: Yeah, right. This will be just another procrastiproject.
by emalia474 January 18, 2011
Get the Procrastiproject mug.To procrastinate in an extremely intense form. Put off all work for the month,can be used as an exaggeration or actually truthfully.
by Mr. Procrastination February 23, 2011
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And still doesn't finish it, after several attempts.
And still doesn't finish it, after several attempts.
Dave: Alon did you do your homework?
Alon: Umm... Damn dogg I sholl forgot
Dave:Yo ass be procrastifaking.
Alon: Nigga fuck you.
Alon: Umm... Damn dogg I sholl forgot
Dave:Yo ass be procrastifaking.
Alon: Nigga fuck you.
by De$ha mutha-fuckin G March 5, 2011
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