pussy poker

A very close friend who doesn't get offended when you refer to them as poking their genitals.

Hey Pussy Poker you want to go out tonight?

by Jotaness June 3, 2008

Pomeroy Straight Fucking

Taking an employee you have workign for you into a remote area and forcefulyl ramming your cock into their ass with no lubrication. It is best done after making them many promises of things you will do for them, but giving them nothing and leaving them bleeding from the ass and crying.

When Tony took me into the conference room I thought I was going to get a raise, but I got nothing but a Pomeroy Straight Fucking

by assrael October 6, 2009

Gabby Noud Pose

a legendary pose when you lean to one side (hip locking) with your hand on your hip

do a gabby noud pose for this picture

by smoothgirl December 13, 2009

misery poker

A game played between people that have ridiculous amounts of work. It is played by calling, raising and betting assignments. It is often played by college students.

It's unbelievable, but I just lost misery poker to Christina. I had a term paper, a test in art history, and a lab but she raised me a history paper.

by Leah Beah March 29, 2009

poserific

adj.; describing an action or event associated with a person who partakes of a fake identity for social reasons (SEE -poser-)

All your friends are going bowling to punk music? That's fuckin poserific, dude.

by Kenny March 10, 2003

poopy poker

an extremely flamboyant homosexual male.

OR

a gay males genitalia.
because, well it pokes the poopy hole.

straight guy #1 "is that a dude or a chick?"
straight guy #2 "im pretty sure thats a gay guy"
straight guy #1 "what a poopy poker"

OR

gay guy #1 "hey hot stuff, how 'bout you bring that poopy poker over to my place and we can have some fun"
gay guy #2 "i'll be there at 10 sweety"

by Moo moo 619 November 4, 2009

T pose

How to T pose-

Stand still

Arms straight out to shape the form of the letter T
Keep a straight face if you can
Example-

(•-•)

—|—

/ \

Where to t pose
Everywhere

When to t pose
All the time

T pose is also used to assert dominance

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

T

T

T POSE

You: Why do people T Pose?

Me: Because it’s to assert dominance *T poses*
You: ok then

by Afurry October 19, 2018