A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol
His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.
by Treebonics January 5, 2017
Get the poon tickermug. Jeff - "Hey John, how's the wallpapering going?"
John - "Oh mate, I totally Pooned it, none of the patterns are matching"
John - "Oh mate, I totally Pooned it, none of the patterns are matching"
by Sil Sien April 6, 2017
Get the Poonmug. When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
Get the Poon Piratemug. A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!
I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011
Get the Poon Phonemug. 