pity like

The act of 'liking' a not very popular persons facebook status, to make them seem more popular .

This is usually done by geeks or just plain socially awkward people .

FACEBOOK

Popular Person's status
3 people like this

Geek's status
*no likes*

10 mins later

Popular Person's Status
6 people like this
4 comments

Geeks Status
*no likes, no comments*

20 minutes later

Popular Person's status
Over 9000 people like this
Over 9000 comments

Geeks status
*no likes or comments*

facebooker - ahh screw it, i'll pity like it .

by babydollx February 24, 2010

Pity Dance

Commonly used at school dances.
To dance with someone you don't really like, but you do it because you don't want to hurt their feelings.

Bob: Amber looked like a brown bag special last night.
Bobby: Yeah I know, I had to pity dance with her.
Bob: Dayum.

by Raynbo February 16, 2008

pitsco

A very pointless class in middle school where you learn about schemas.

Mr.Obi One Knurbas tought us about schemas in pitsco.We all thought it was pointless.

by osama bin donovan July 21, 2009

Pititus

The act of having horribly smelling armpits.

Pronounced, Pit-i-tus, or pit-itus.

Person 1: Holy shit you smell like balls.

Person 2: Sorry, I have a bad case of pititus.

Person 1: It's cool bro.

by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009

Pity Poke

A non-emotional sexual favor. Women do this out of guilt when a male goes beyond the call of duty or has gone a long time without sex. Much like tossing a bone to a dog, no effort or meaning. sympathy sex. A reward when sex is not wanted.

Jack had done such a great job washing Diane's car, and she hadn't done anything for him in a long time. Not being in the mood for sex, she went ahead and threw him a pity poke to keep him happy.

Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.

Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.

by Pepsieholik July 11, 2010

PitCurious

A state of confusion concerning your feelings for the musician Pitbull.

"Man Pitbull is scum. I hate him so much. But at the same time I kind of love him... I'm not a PitSexual am I? "
"Nah bro you're just PitCurious."

by dragonbuttslayer June 1, 2014

pitchout

An intentionally mis-aimed facial cumshot, wide to the left or right.

Knowing Jenny had to get back to her desk quickly after this blowjob, Phil wrapped up with a pitchout.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019