Mark: “You see that girl? I think I might ask her out.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”
by muscular but still skinny 😔 December 24, 2023

It is when you fart really loud in class, and in order to save yourself the embarrassment, you look at the conveniently placed special ed kid a few seats away from you as if he did it. In all it is a win-win situation, you get to defer the blame on that impressive poot, while your mentally and physically challenged peer a few seats down gets sympathy. You aren't a bad person? Right? Riiight..?
"Dude my mom still sent me to school while I was recovering from the stomach flu. I had to keep passing the gas to that kid who always sprints to lunch so nobody would think it was me."
by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021

by Zack Zack Heart Attack January 20, 2022

by code-breaker December 11, 2010

In other words, you farted out da vaporous by-products of da experimental medicine dat was administered to you.
I took a big swallow of da newly-invented elixir dat da hippie-medicine guru gave me to see if it would help my stomach-bloating, and then emitted humongous clouds of sulfurous methane soon afterwards, so I guess I "passed the test" with flying colors!
by QuacksO March 1, 2020

A handsome gentleman who ellouqually plays music that brings in all the people, and the women ennamoured by his talents flock to him all times of day and night. The inevitable downfall of the pressing fall is he is too much of an inebcile to realise what's right in front of his face missing in the best thing that could ever hair to him. .... Or perhaps the story is not complete.
See future feature film Distracted by women: featuring Director Jane Dab
See future feature film Distracted by women: featuring Director Jane Dab
by XenaEmperor August 24, 2021

Similar to a "hall pass" but for anal. A one time use, good to hop up in that ass.
"Damn, I'd really like to get up in that girl's ass, I wish I had a butt pass".
"Damn, I'd really like to get up in that girl's ass, I wish I had a butt pass".
by Foxiesupply September 5, 2023
