a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.
person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
by fartness lockness June 30, 2022

by Screemz March 27, 2024

The non-violent protest of the cyber world. It is typically used by someone trying to make a point or threaten another.
Cyber dude: "Yo bro, I'm fricking tired of your attitude."
Cyber bro: "I don't give a frick"
Cyber dude (caps locking): "I DON'T GIVE A FRICK IF YOU DON'T GIVE A FRICK! I'M GONNA COME BEAT YOU UP IF YOU DON'T STOP!"
Cyber bro: "I don't give a frick"
Cyber dude (caps locking): "I DON'T GIVE A FRICK IF YOU DON'T GIVE A FRICK! I'M GONNA COME BEAT YOU UP IF YOU DON'T STOP!"
by MischievousBee November 1, 2018

by toop223 October 20, 2023

by *matt man* January 8, 2017

Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.
by Froginabox December 16, 2011
