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fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.
person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
by fartness lockness June 30, 2022
mugGet the fartness locknessmug.

Lock

Lock is a egirl but she is not admitting.. OOF
by SeeemzOOF January 17, 2018
mugGet the Lockmug.

Locking off

You know locking in? Yeah, this the opposite of that.
by Screemz March 27, 2024
mugGet the Locking offmug.

Caps locking

The non-violent protest of the cyber world. It is typically used by someone trying to make a point or threaten another.
Cyber dude: "Yo bro, I'm fricking tired of your attitude."

Cyber bro: "I don't give a frick"

Cyber dude (caps locking): "I DON'T GIVE A FRICK IF YOU DON'T GIVE A FRICK! I'M GONNA COME BEAT YOU UP IF YOU DON'T STOP!"
by MischievousBee November 1, 2018
mugGet the Caps lockingmug.

varsity lock

Someone who is definitely going to make varsity next season.
"Jeff is a varsity lock did you see how much playing time he gets"
by toop223 October 20, 2023
mugGet the varsity lockmug.

Piss locks

When you have a huge bush and pee and dont wipe and then walk around with a pissy bush.
Leah went to the bathroom and she couldnt afford toilet paper and now has piss locks .
by *matt man* January 8, 2017
mugGet the Piss locksmug.

Zombie Locked

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.
Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.
by Froginabox December 16, 2011
mugGet the Zombie Lockedmug.

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