Bat

I'm over here handing them out to everybody. I didn't 'give you the bat to bludgeon me with.' This is YOU thinking YOU are the main character in every situation that arises before you. I didn't give YOU anything.
Hym "And the people swing the bat are swinging the bat and the people who are getting hit are getting hit. Even if that WERE

the case... That's assault. That's violating the non-aggression principle. So who's going to jail for the assault I'm enduring (according to you). Where is my assault money?
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
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Bat

That’s totally bat bro
by battybro March 23, 2022
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Bat dick

The penis of a flying animal called a bat
by Peenweener May 08, 2021
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corner bat

1) A bat that stands in a corner
2) A greaser-type, lurking at a party
3) A dystopian greeting
1) Wow, look at the corner bat, it's time to pay tribute!
by lemonysnooch May 15, 2016
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Shitty Bat Cave

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.
Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.
by Facecake July 30, 2009
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cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"
Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!
by eurocelt June 30, 2017
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Bat fastard

When somebody with dyslexia is fat
by Rhys bond November 07, 2017
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