Jizz Wiz

A man in which creates a lot of jizz

Man.. that guy is a real Jizz Wiz

by Phinn36 February 11, 2018

monkey jizz

A special kind of jizz .. fresh from a monkey ... what dreams are made of ... what you want the people in your company to be full of !... to have the power of greyskull.

Your a monkey jizzer - you are soooo good ... you are the best salesman around in this company !

by jw March 20, 2005

jizz run

when you are jacking off and someone pulls into the driveway right as you are blowing a load

"dude i had to make a jizz run when my girlfriend pulled up last night!!"

"dude me to!!!"

by mr_kirch February 28, 2008

jizz face

"a grl w/ a sturdy chin, doin the thizz face"

aka a grl w/ a dome-able face.

thug: "SHE GOT A JIZZ FACE"
thugII: "tru"

by lukash October 17, 2006

jizz mop

klenex...duh. what else?

fuck, i just came all over my chair. wanna hand me a jizz mop?

by Madds December 13, 2004

jizz muffin

1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.

2. word used to describe an asshole.

1. ha! look at that damn jizz muffin.

2. fucking jizz muffin!

by Hannah June 27, 2004

jizz stone

When a man's member has a large kidney stone pass by ejaculating.

Dang, I had a jizz stone bust off on that ho' da other night; and it knocked that bitch out!

by David!M! January 3, 2006