Ramen Noodle

When a man has a penis that is abnormally like a wet ramen noodle.

Steeve yesterday I woke up and my room mate pranked my by showing me his brothers ramen noodle.

by Christian Aura September 11, 2010

noodled

1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.

2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.

1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.

2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;

by john lampy May 8, 2008

noodle

The guy who posted above this post.

Get off my roof, Noodle!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Noodler

Someone who has taken lots of mushrooms and feels/looks like a noodle.

That mad man needs to lay off the psychedelics , well he is a noodler.

by killerkorngurl January 18, 2010

nood

Nood. I varient of the word "Noob". Nood, however, has taken on a much narrower meaning than it's source. While a noob can be any person who is extremely naive or new to some activity, a nood is someone is is so horrible at that particular activity that they should not even be allowed to participate.

"You're such a nood, you deserve to be banned from the soccer team!"

by Oksajin November 1, 2015

eating noodles

to be stupid

im eating noodles

by samisfat February 10, 2009

pussy noodle

A pussy noodle is when you cum in her pussy and it drips out in the form of a noodle.

She dripped some pussy noodles.

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