Johnny Appleweed

n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.

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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.

Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?

by gnostic3 August 2, 2020

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Johnny ass

a guy who grab an ass with too much power

zé bundinha is a johnny ass

by pintudo August 7, 2020

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fuck Johnny day

June 9 is the day where all the bitches pop that pussy for a real nigga with a bag named Johnny haley big dick energy

Ay mami you bouta bust it down for a John John real quick it’s fuck Johnny day

by DADDYWIHBIGCOCKXX June 8, 2020

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Jax/Johnny day

Jax/Johnny day is a day for our beloved Jax/Johnny out there. This day is their special day which is 17 of September.

Friend one: hey dude! I heard it’s Jax’s day

Friend two: I know! That’s why I got this JJBA figure for them!

Friend three: what’s Jax day?

Friend one: Jax/Johnny day is a day for our beloved Jax/Johnny out there. This day is their special day which is 17 of September.

by Cannio and Emi September 16, 2020

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Johnny

A buddy

Hey Johnny, buddy!

by microwavesGoMMMM September 17, 2020

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johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.

I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?

by SquatchIt September 23, 2020

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