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Johnnie

Johnnie...wow this dude is literally the best guy in the world, but no one sees it and the only woman in his life should be named Lauren because she loves his giant cock
You see Lauren over there she needs a Johnnie
by Jason carlo October 15, 2019
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Johnny

Some crippled cowboy jockey who rides a horse in the Steel Ball Run
Johnny: "It's truly been a roundabout path...."
by isolation_ March 22, 2022
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Johnny ass

a guy who grab an ass with too much power
by pintudo August 7, 2020
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Johnny 5

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!
Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.
by Tweekachew October 12, 2020
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johnny t'd

A hockey term for when your defense gets walked through and treated like a bitch before being scored on in the most beautiful way possible. Coined after the demi-god, John Tavares.
Bob: WOAH that defense just got walked through and treated like bitches
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd
by BasedNielsen March 10, 2015
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Demon time night.
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
Austin’s having a “Johnny crawl fish kinda night”
by Austys November 25, 2021
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