Johnnie...wow this dude is literally the best guy in the world, but no one sees it and the only woman in his life should be named Lauren because she loves his giant cock
by Jason carlo October 15, 2019

by isolation_ March 22, 2022

by pintudo August 7, 2020

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!
by Tweekachew October 12, 2020

A hockey term for when your defense gets walked through and treated like a bitch before being scored on in the most beautiful way possible. Coined after the demi-god, John Tavares.
Bob: WOAH that defense just got walked through and treated like bitches
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd
by BasedNielsen March 10, 2015

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

Demon time night.
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
by Austys November 25, 2021
