horny food

pistacchio.

“i’m in love with pistacchio”
x: “oh so you’re horny”
pistacchio is the horny food

by baka ya July 10, 2022

Angel food

When you get sexual pleasure from a girl

Dude I got angel food last night

by Harrison@mzink June 10, 2019

Cafeteria food

Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.

Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.

My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

Food day

A day where u eat till u frickin explode

I'm going to eat so damn much on food day

by Bubiiii July 25, 2019

People Food

Not pet food, but people food. What you call your own food when around animals.

My cat always watches me eat; he’s got his own food, he doesn’t need any people food.

by RougeVengeance December 18, 2017

Food shape

When you’re in the kitchen more than the gym- you’re in food shape.

I was in such good shape when I exercised, had sex a lot, and didn’t eat. Now I’m just in food shape.

by Things Laurel Says... August 30, 2018

Chinese food

Sold in America, made with ingredients from America, and according to mom there's still starving children in china.

Feeling a little guilty about Chinese food, lets get pasta.

by bushlight December 17, 2017