dumbass noodle 

A dumbass noodle is a very thin half white half Asian man who just loves eating noodles just as much as being an asshole. That's why they're called a dumbass noodle. CUZ there white and skinny. Also, it's a noodle and you know how much Asians love their eating noodles. *stereotype* *stereotype* *stereotype* Not to mention. They like doing the peace sign and doing cringey Musical.lys. If the there are a group of noodles, then they can be called "a dumbass bowl of ramen."

Guy 1: Hey, look at that white clusterfuck of white people.

Guy 2: If one of them manages to win over that Asian chick, a dumbass noodle will come into existence!

Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOOOOOO

dumbass noodle by wutdouwant February 1, 2018

Instant Noodles 

Lazy employee who works on ad hoc basis especially in startups and tech companies. They are like instant noodles, they don't plan, collaborate or think.

Hey Lisa, why you didn't give us heads-up about this project?
Lisa: I'm an instant noodle, I work on last minute requests only. I'm like instant noodles, you add hot water and everything is perfect and ready.

Instant Noodles by Samooooooo May 19, 2020

pins and noodles 

A state of being highly agitated, yet feeling limp and boneless, anticipating a momentous event.

Sitting in the front row at the Oscars, watching as the envelope was slowly opened, waiting to hear her name called for Best Actress, she was on pins and noodles, wondering if she'd be able to walk to the stage or whether her legs would turn to spaghetti.

pins and noodles by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

Noodle Party 

Noodle Party - When a customer or client fucks up incredibly, causing your entire business to have to drop everything and try and fix their problem. Requires lots of noodles.

Our client seriously fucked up last night and we had to do an all night Noodle Party to fix their mistakes.

Noodle Party by tv_eyes August 18, 2016

Pot Noodle Horn 

the pot noodle horn is a horn thats perfect for annoying teachers all through the year especially history teachers. It is a school hero!

teacher: who killed JFK?
(pot noodle horn blows)

Pot Noodle Horn by MrFrickerAnnoyer October 14, 2009

Wet Noodle 

A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN

“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”

Wet Noodle by Makeherwoof January 2, 2019

Danger noodle surprise 

When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”

“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise”

Danger noodle surprise by Mc speedy June 10, 2020