A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
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A Speed likes to hump anything. He moans when you are in close proximity. He is the worst friend you could ever have.
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A Speed likes to hump anything. He moans when you are in close proximity. He is the worst friend you could ever have.
by The One and Only Gi-Lee September 15, 2020
Get the Speed mug.A slang for treadmill that was first coined by Google Translate but got into defining by Malinda Kathleen Reese o her cchanne
by Squarcillow April 24, 2022
Get the speedy speed mug.The act of two women embracing ex hugging or scissoring and their clits randomly touch, bouncing of each other, resembling the sound of punching a speed bag
When Tina hugged Sue their clits were speed bagging so much it sounded like someone kicked the spring door stop!
by Cronus29 June 29, 2024
Get the Speed bagging mug.Actual transfer speed between your computer and the server you are downloading from. Not to be confused with connection speed.
by darthjesus June 29, 2004
Get the web speed mug."The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed mug.Very fast. Similar to the speed that my father had when going to the store to get milk. It's only beaten by the speed of a fast red car from some movie...
"Where'd dad go??"
"He went to the store to get milk"
"But I didn't even get to say goodbye..."
"I know... Gheto Speed..."
"He went to the store to get milk"
"But I didn't even get to say goodbye..."
"I know... Gheto Speed..."
by LightingMcCream September 4, 2020
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