Narbawhal

The narbawhal is the offspring of a narwhal and a bat.

The narbawhal impaled the poachers with it's horn.

by tacobears January 14, 2015

Narcissistic Wanker

Someone that comes across as being extremely vein and self loathing. Similar to a bully they put others down to build themselves up. Often passing words and judgements that mirror their own true self image.

These defensive narcossists constantly feel the need to make "profound" statements about their belief system, to justify their shitty actions.

Bully + narcissist + dickhead = narcissistic wanker

Jill: "She's always looking to put me down at every turn, what did I ever do to her?"
Jack: "you're prettier than her that's all. Don't worry about that dickhead... narcissistic wankers always get what they deserve."

by Twentyonepilots August 17, 2015

naraka

The Place of Suffering in Buddhism for thousands of years before Reincarnation.

"I'll be going to Naraka."

by Ferguson Productions March 10, 2016

narwha

The act of being stabbed by a narwhal, while in the middle of saying the word "narwhal".

Oh fuck it's a narwha-

by Dustosaurus May 3, 2016

Narcijizzism

The act of masturbating to yourself in the mirror and upon climax, your jizz high fives itself in the mirror.

Joe's probably just narcijizzing to himself again.

I hear Joe is really into himself. Apparently he's really into narcijizzism.

by Squid86 October 2, 2016

Narduzzi

a large wad of moist snuff that fills the entire bottom lip

Yo bro throw me that tin, I need a narduzzi.

by narduzzi October 14, 2016

Narshal

The ancient art of elbowing one in the nose. It is known to cause excruciating pain.

Dude did you see me narshal her?

by thebadesstdabberalive December 10, 2016