A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).
by Deeptot January 07, 2021
by Slleeppyy September 18, 2015
by Applebottomjeans256 February 16, 2024
The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.
Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."
by LDS14 April 12, 2018
When your significant other makes jalapeño poppers and then jerks you off in your sleep without washing hands first.
by Lizborden September 06, 2015
by Queen_Whit February 16, 2021
She pressed charges after being put down for a nap by Bill Cosby.
I was put down for a nap so they could perform surgery on me.
I was put down for a nap so they could perform surgery on me.
by wordyteen November 15, 2022