Myspacelepsy

a condition affecting persons to fall asleep once logged into myspace.com due to the mundane monotonous dribble that is daily posted to viewed on the social site. a condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable period of deep sleep while computer is logged into myspace.com
Derived from myspace "social networking site" + lepsis "an attack, seizure."

After 10 minutes I found James again at the computer logged into myspace passed out. He must have Myspacelepsy because once I logged him off he woke right up.

by marriedmanwc February 11, 2009

MySpaceTruckin

Come on! Come on! Come on! MySpaceTruckin!

When you truck around MySpace either just looking for hotties or looking for people you know.

Deep Purple went MySpaceTruckin last night to see if anyone actually uses their songs for profiles.

by May^nard March 27, 2009

Myspastic

When a person is constantly changing their myspace profile, posting new bulletins, or updating their status and mood.

JESS. Why are you still online? It's way late, girl.

ALLISON. Because I'm fixing my profile.

JESS. Wow. You are totally myspastic.

by Gingersnap007 April 17, 2009

Myspacing

when you have nothing else good to do but go on myspace

Friend: Hey, what's up?
Me: Oh nothing...just myspacing

by ao-kun May 19, 2009

Myspace Lurker

A person who looks at peoples profiles excessively. The Lurker will look at peoples pictures, hidden friends & comments,The lurker will even comment the same picture over and over if arguing with someone , and they are constantly on Myspace , if you were to check your online friends that person would be online, doing who knows what.

-Not Lurker : hey great pic!

-Lurker: omg you are so beautiful loves this pic girl

-Owner of pic: wtf who are you again?

-Lurker: its me I see you in school ALL the time

-Not Lurker: that girl is a Myspace Lurker

by Crazy_Rabbit_99 June 15, 2009

Mysteree

usually a girl with brown hair, brown eyes, and HUGE tits. She has a thing for Connor's and Jeffery's. This girl is the BOMB. For seriously.

Did I mention her huge tits?

DUDE1: Woah look at her chest!

DUDE2: That girl is such a Mysteree.

by dudeitstaylor? June 29, 2009

Mystical twatasaurous

the vag u can never get....

"goddamn i had a dream last night about that mystical twatasaurous..."

by golden shaft July 29, 2009