Moises

Pp sooooo big just want to snuggle with it it like a stuffed animal woah you stroke it milk comes out oooooh yum it’s long and tasty like an otter pop

Uwu could not help to notice that bulg from across the floor Moises uwu yum sooo goood

by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020

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Moosed

Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.

Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"

by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015

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Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.

What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011

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Moosed

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol

"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."

by Mooseboy2 June 12, 2015

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A mix of a moose and a puppy. Often wild and very vicious.Has the head and body of a puppy, with the antlers and front hooves of a moose. Often found in Canada and Alaska. When a lonely Canadian couple wanted a pet that represented their country, but also didn't take up as much room as a moose. So they bred a moose and a puppy. MoosePuppies can come in many different breeds, but they mostly appear as Irish Setters.

So you want a pet, eh?
Yeah, but we don't feel like getting a moose, ya know?
Yeah, how 'bout a moosepuppy, eh?
Thank ya!

by LadyBOOBOO March 11, 2011

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