monopolisation

When somebody has the most chips in poker.

It was complete monopolisation, he had all the chips.

by Louis Swain January 14, 2006

Monoseur

A person who thinks he/she is a connoisseur of a certain thing, but is just ignorant and unable to spell or say the word, "connoisseur."

"I ain't no curry monoseur."

by Uru_Negro June 11, 2006

monoglexicon

a species of pokemon with the functional use of only one eye or one that must use a monocle to make his/her vision binocular.

"Yo son you swiped my monoglexicon!"

by Sterling and Pat September 7, 2008

monopadice

A person who exhibits all of the following:

1.) Attempts to freestyle rap, and doesn't succeed.
2.) Takes advantage of drunk women (good looking optional).
3.) Every time he/she hangs out with friends has a 1:6 chance of completely wiggin out and going beserker doing random violent and irrational shit.
4.) ^ other than the previous traits is a pretty decent guy to hang out with.

Monopadice: "I'm white yall, like rice yall!"

Random dude: "Yo man, you want another beer?"

Monopadice: "Fuck this shit motherfucker! I'm feelin' a little irish! You wanna go motherfucker! Like I wanna fuck some chick after that shit that went on with the last girl, fuckin abortions and shit, what the fuck!? What the hell is this shit the fuckin bouncer wants to kick me out for drinkin' my beer after 2AM! I love titties!"

*Monopadice picks a fight w/ the biggest bouncer in the bar, gets thrown the fuck out, and peels out of the parking ramp in from of an unmarked car back towards campus*

by Tapemaster J September 20, 2008

monofontyllic

adj: meaning using or containing only one type of font; often used in reference to computers or technological objects; only used by the most elite of scholars

"Tim realized that Michelle's computer was monofontyllic when it did not show any other fonts besides arial."

by tim brownfield December 14, 2008

Monopoly

When a person tries screwing with someone's head by making up a random words, putting them together and persuading them it means something very important even though its just gibberish. Created by Soly Mehdyzadeh and promoted By Steven Goltche and SaSha Mehdyzadeh".
Please make sure that this word is added as soon as possible. I greatly appreciate this, Sincerely Steven Goltche.

Monopoly is when you say to someone, "Sir please don't forget to tell the guy who brought the book back to the yard after three o'clock because if you don't its going be a big problem for him like last week when he fell on the floor and broke his head on the floor next to the park by the trees and birds".

by Esteven Gogeh December 26, 2008

monocommentious

Having a large amount of comments that are all either worded the same or from the same person; generally refering to MySpace.

Tom has left a lot of comments on your profile; its kind of monocommentious.

by Navarr August 3, 2007