Michael Madigan

A straight-up legend in every possible way. This guy's just the man.
That guy will be remembered forever. He's a fucking Michael Madigan.
by terrence73 September 24, 2011
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Michael Jackson

The king of pop. The best musician out there at the moment. The best dancer in the world. The king of Music. Beautiful person and a heart of gold.
King of pop. Humanitarian. People do not understand him!
by michaelisinnocent March 17, 2005
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Michael

A BITCH, PLEASE DONT BE FRIENDS WITH HIM HES THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE AND HES ANNOYING AS HELL
Ew Michael you’re so annoying
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Michael

A piece of shit looser who cant do shit right, A mistake, a disappointment
Michael is a peice of shit
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Michael Jackson

King of pop,incredible singer and dancer, Music Icon.
Michael Jackson's thriller album is the number one selling album in history, over 80,000 records sold.
by Norie March 18, 2005
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Michael Badnarik

Libertarian who ran for presidency; he got arrested when trying to enter the presidential debates.
I voted for him instead of being another sheep voting for bush or kerry. Most people I know yelled at me, to which I said "fuck you, I am my own person, and if I don't think that either bush or kerry were worth voting for, then fuck 'em".
by Eric Melech April 20, 2005
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Michael Vick

Yet another in a long line of ghetto-fabulous idiots that managed to piss a away a career by acting like a thug. His uninspiring selfishness has led him to be considered a "running" quarterback when in fact he is probably closer to a running back that will only pass if threatened. Most of his fans love him for his nappy cornrowed hair and ability to spread herpes farther than any of his passes ever made it. However, things are looking up as he has found Jebus and now is in the good company of other degraded black athletes such as Rae Carruth and OJ.
"Hey, did you hear that Michael Vick was suspended by the NFL and he lost his multi-million dollar contract with Nike?

"Tough break, nigga, there's always Fruit Loops"

**sound of Vick's private plane heading to Canada for his debut on the Toronto Argonauts. Or the Edmonton Eskimos. Or whoever.**
by SenorMusk August 28, 2007
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