Melons

What life gives you if you're dyslexic

Me:when life gives you melons you might be dyslexic

Everest:Shut up

by BATMAN!!!!!! March 13, 2018

MelonBaller

Often confused with the culinary tool, the melon baller is a man who prefers having sex with breasts rather than other traditional methods; such as the vagina, butthole or ones own hand.

‘Yo, is that Rory and his baby?’
‘Naaa, that’s that MelonBaller Cory, he’s never gonna have a baby cause he only bangs the breasts’

by DUKEJOHN October 11, 2019

melona boy

A melona boy is someone who is a bright and intelligent person, mainly used for males, and are top of their cohort.

Nathaniel over there is the melona boy of our school.

by eojwnef apsinfw asof a owenf August 10, 2020

Melony

Someone who only eats fucking melons

U fucking melony

by Smart kid 2 3 4 LUKE July 31, 2021

droppin melons

To drop melons is a euphemism for smokin some of the ol weed

Person 1: eyyyy boy what up
person 2: gonna drop some melons toniiiight

Mother: dafuq u doin son
Kid: hey mummy, just droppin melons

by kebabmuncher June 23, 2016

when life gives you melons

You might have dyslexia.

When life gives you melons... you might have dyslexia

by Kelseyxwebb October 20, 2020

Melanie

Melanie is a good person, but can be violent at times. She can be a little bit of a bitch, but once you get to know her a little she wont be that bad. Melanie is strong and kinda looks like Veronica Sawyer from Heathers

G1: Wow look at Melanie
G2: I inspire to be like her

by hotsauceowo October 17, 2019