by "Track Kid" February 01, 2018
Matt is a good guy. He values friendship and with stay loyal. However, matt has a dark side and cheats on his partners and betrays his friends. He is good in bed but will back-stab anyone in an instant.
by The lord has spoken. Amen. May 26, 2018
by Not Matt April 12, 2019
Someone you send your female significant other to have a good time with while you sit at home thinking about college boys as a ""man" in your forties.""
by Joey Clause April 20, 2022
A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.
by Eatoutalexesass February 01, 2018
Matt king is a boy who is lacking in genital capacity he tries to denie these facts by saying it has actually gotten bigger but we all know that’s a lie he spends most of his life trying not to rape men who smoke cigarettes while listening to music not know by the general population
by The gay union of America December 17, 2017
A toe sucking mega faggot he loves the color purple and to eat men’s poop, he would love bbc in his tight little ass hole and to choke on huge cock, he will ride a cock like one should a Horse. And he’s a nigger
by Kkkizlie January 25, 2020