Math

Math makes me wanna kms
by Canucks_Nation7 December 5, 2017
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Math(s)

A bullshit definition used by British people. This form of the the conjugation "mathematics" takes advantage of the rule of singular and plural conjugations. However the word is a conjunction of ab(remove) + scindere (tear). Literally then, to tear or cut apart, as the x-axis does to the coordinate plane. The main root is closely related to the Latin root from which we get the word scissor. The mathematical use of the term was apparently coined by Leibniz around 1855. In addition, this form of the word math(s) creates a paradox against the possessive rule of grammar.
Example: I enjoy math class
-"Not," I enjoy math(s) class
by Math(s) October 20, 2018
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Maths

A concept created by some arabic twats to piss off the entirety of human kind.
Person 1: What's your opinion on Maths?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Erm, hel-
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK, IS THE POINT IN INCINERATING CHILDREN'S BRAINS CELLS, TO LEARN A TOPIC, THAT'S FLAWED ANYWAYS?!?!
Person 1: Bro chill! Tf does that even mean anyways, maths isn't flawed.
Person 2: Watch fucking Veritasium on youtube. Bro literally destroys the concept of maths with a vid titles, "there is a hole at the bottom of Math".

*post watching vid*
Person 1: ......FUU-
by Punjabi Peanut June 21, 2023
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Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024
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Math

A subject of numbers. The easiest thing in elementary school, and it will become a solitary confinement torture in High school. The basics, plus minus decide multiply percentage time and fractions are needed, while the rest would be deemed useless after the end of your time at school.
Math is the worst
by Tr45h May 19, 2022
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Math

Girl 1: Whats up next
Girl 2: Math
Girl 2: Kill me.
by HyPeDoG November 12, 2019
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Math

A torture device used by people to bore kids to death
Math is numbers
by Nikrtguyutiyih January 7, 2019
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