MACINTOSH

short for Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
only used by fools who do not prefer the much better Windows

Never use a MACINTOSH

by MACINT OSHIT January 23, 2009

macking

french kissing (With Tongue)

Jeff: Where did u go yesterday?
Zakkerias: o we went to the parking lot and we started macking

by Boulder Omen April 10, 2005

mackin

Being in charge. Running game. Calling the shots. Livin' large and in charge.

Also a derivitive of Pipmin'

Not for nothin' never happen I be forever Mackin'

by MackDaddy September 6, 2003

Macintrash

noun - PC rhetoric illustrating the incompetence of Windows users and their inability to realize the fact that their operating system is inherrently flawed and vastly inferior to the wordMacintosh/word

Macintosh, more like Mac-in-trash. heh heh heh.

by Munn May 23, 2003

Mackinnley

Mackinnley (Macca) is a hilarious, kind, totally hot ;) caring person who will always make you feel better when you're down. Sometimes he might accidentally hurt your feelings and you never want to talk to him again so you deactivate your facebook, but you always will miss him. He is totally oblivous to many things.

Person 1: Aw thanks so much for cheering me up. I feel heaps better now :)
Person 2: That's ok, I was trying to be like Mackinnley.
lol

by $t@r June 7, 2011

frosty machine

The act of defecating on the chest of a willing partner, be that male or female (equal opportunity grossness). What makes the frosty machine special from your tradition "dump on chest" is the consistency of the fecal matter. Traditionally, after eating a bunch of spicy food and washing it down with alcohol, the poo stream tends to get a mushy, "is it a solid or is it a liquid" consistency. When dropping this sort of brown trout on the breasteses, you are accomplishing a frosty machine. Also called a "custard machine".

My new girlfriend is a freak, she actually takes me out for Spicy Thai food, hoping I'll give her a frosty machine that night. I think I am going to ask her to marry me.

by Fuersty August 11, 2007

maccini

One who uses the bathroom, with his microphone on, during an Economics Midterm.

I was distracted during my test, my professor pulled a maccini.

by Mark Mookie April 10, 2008