Messy Lunch

Similar to the Messy Dinner, however, this lacks the peeing on the face after the shitty face-wash. IE: Just a face wash with shit on your hands, violently so. Also, see Messy Breakfast/Messy Dinner/Messy Brunch.

Dag, that d00d just got a messy lunch from his gay lover.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

country lunch

When you take your significant other for a drive out in the country for car sex or road head over your lunch break. Caution: Be sure to bring along your Road Head Emergency Kit.

I was really in need of sex, so I took my GF out for a country lunch.

by JimTim July 1, 2015

The crack of lunch.

Someone who never wakes up until lunchtime.

There's no point in calling her yet, she never wakes up until the crack of lunch.

by Grenville Collins, August 4, 2007

Lunch Teaming

Lunch Teaming is a counter-cringe situation card used among humans (e-kids). prevents loneliness smoothly, but only works when no one knows the counter-card.

Alex: Shall we go now?
Philip: Sure.
Sebastian: let's make it cringe.
*no one stand up*
Alex: Philip, lets go!
Sebastian: Oh, so your lunch teaming?

by hentai_69 May 24, 2017

Lunch Break Special

Going to the local park during school's lunch break and getting the greatest blowjob from your bf/gf

Ready to go to the park? I wanted to give you a lunch break special ;)

by anonymous2718 September 27, 2022

Bum Lunch

when your bum is so hungry it sucks your undies up between your ass cheeks

that ass be so hungry its having a bum lunch

her undies are so far up there its like its having bumlunch

by Alyce75 March 25, 2023

Lunch with grandma

Used when you need an excuse to not have lunch with the boys so you can get head during lunch

Hey boys I’m gonna have lunch with grandma today

by Bmaybs09 February 26, 2021