Long Hong Thai

A person with balls and wants an Xbox 3 anime girl edition.

He is Long Hong Thai, who has balls.

by Random Person 42069 August 15, 2023

long distance whore

A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.

-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.

-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?

-Eh same thing.

(Written by a long distance whore)

by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023

lome long time

two clowns raping an asian kid

clown #1:wanna lome long time?
Clown #2: sure
Clown #1 & #2: *agrassively rapes asian kid*

by dame quick October 17, 2019

Long pee-pee

Huge erection

Get off me! You’re giving me long pee-pee!!

by Ogwiener October 24, 2019

pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 30 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever he starts a story, make sure you have a fresh drink and a snack. Because you are going to be there a while!

by pharmbored December 5, 2020

Long wrinkly thing

something long and wrinkly

long wrinkly thing

by ihonestlyhavenoidea March 29, 2021

Long Distance Simp

When you still simp on someone who has traveled abroad.

A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...

B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.

by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021