Abbey Load

Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side.

A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, the Abbey Road album cover precisely.

The only important rule to perform a perfect Abbey Load is that the person laying down is required to sing out loud the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me" right before the very moment where

Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo

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Example 1:

“Bro… we pulled off an Abbey Load on Melany last nigh! She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”

Example 2:

“He yelled ‘Here comes the sun!’ right before the Abbey Load. The dumbass couldn't sing the right song so we lost the harmony"

by GagnonDeezNuts May 5, 2025

loaded

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Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!

I can’t believe Jerry thinks I can’t pull girls..
Jerry can blow loads for all I care!

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Load up a Hog

A pinch of dip big enough to fit your whole lip, your average size pinch

"Bro, load up a hog! We've gotta go huntin!"

"Can't wait to crack open this Cope and load up a hog"

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Front load washer

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That front load washer sure made my dick shine

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loaded chip

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“Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”

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Whale load

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I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.

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