Loosely based on Godwin's Law, Balfour's Law states that whenever an Israel or Jewish thread takes place online and a poster performs a threadjack by stating that Israel never should have existed in the first place, said poster automatically looses the argument and the thread is effectively over. When used in conjunction with Godwin's Law, poster will thereafter be know as an "asshat," and will be prone to ridicule and or biatch slapping on any thread in which he or she posts.
"Here we were talking about hot IDF chicks and this douche nozzle had to go and invoke the wrath of Balfour's law. What a mouth breather."
by Rob Gennet September 6, 2008
Get the Balfour's Lawmug. 1.Complex set of laws about disasters, but leads down to "Anything that can go wrong will."
2. Not fucking Mrs. Murphy
2. Not fucking Mrs. Murphy
1. My computer died and took my term paper with it!
2. Man, you gotta hide me, Gennady, I just boned Mrs. Murphy and Mr. Murphy has the gun!
2. Man, you gotta hide me, Gennady, I just boned Mrs. Murphy and Mr. Murphy has the gun!
by Not so super DJ Gennady September 12, 2003
Get the murphy's lawmug. A person who refuses to do something that might or might not be illegal simply because of the perceived implication that it is. This individual will often "call out" another person for performing said illegal behavior. He/she might also report illegal behavior to the popo.
ME: Hey G, want to take David to go gang banging?
FRIEND: Nah Cuz, Dave be a mega fucking Law Dog holmes.
ME: Hey man, want to shoot off some illegal fireworks?
LAW DOG: No way, those are illegal for a reason. They could hurt someone you know?
ME: Alright, then screw off.
LAW DOG: If you shoot those off, I'm going to have to report it. Sorry bro, but laws keep this country together.
FRIEND: Nah Cuz, Dave be a mega fucking Law Dog holmes.
ME: Hey man, want to shoot off some illegal fireworks?
LAW DOG: No way, those are illegal for a reason. They could hurt someone you know?
ME: Alright, then screw off.
LAW DOG: If you shoot those off, I'm going to have to report it. Sorry bro, but laws keep this country together.
by WhyTheFuckDoYouCareHu? August 6, 2011
Get the Law Dogmug. by jizzo January 4, 2004
Get the tram-lawmug. Simultaneous existence of a FAIL in every situation determined to be a WIN and vice versa: An inviolable law of nature.
1)Morning report proceeded like any other, tons of 'monday-morning-quaterbacking', political posturing and the occasional passive aggressive meltdown. It was definitely an entertainment WIN but a time managment FAIL. It was Miller's Law in action.
2)Buffalo Chicken Wings: Gastronomic WIN but Weight Management FAIL. Leave it to Miller's Law to ruin a perfectly good food.
2)Buffalo Chicken Wings: Gastronomic WIN but Weight Management FAIL. Leave it to Miller's Law to ruin a perfectly good food.
by Blaze It Up! October 27, 2010
Get the Miller's Lawmug. A law that SHOULD be inacted that gives drivers the right to hoof a brick out of the window at another driver that they deem stupid!
If you're driving and someone cuts you off, you in turn cut them off and yell BRICK LAW. Meaning, you SHOULD have the right to hoof or throw a brick out the window at them.
by Krissy Poo May 24, 2007
Get the brick lawmug. With each subsequent release of a product, the chance of failure grows ever closer to 100%, without ever touching 100%, yet.
Non-Techie: Damnit! My fail copy of Windows crashed again. Why does it keep doing this?
Techie: Microsoft's Law, obviously. Just install Windows 95, it'll work much better.
Techie: Microsoft's Law, obviously. Just install Windows 95, it'll work much better.
by Shardok GraBug January 11, 2010
Get the Microsoft's Lawmug.