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John Pai

1. (noun) any underground male celebrity regularly mistaken as a homosexual or misogynist

2. (adj) a human state of being not gay

3. (interjection) an exclamation that phonologically means "darn it!"
1. A lot of viewers mistake Sean Patrick Hayes to be the character he portrays but he's not; he's a John Pai

2. I'm not gay! I'm John Pai!

3. John Pai! How many times have I told you to stop touching me with that?!
by asubtleskoosh November 30, 2011
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John Large

Complete wasteman who constantly throws up, either on people or wherever he can. You can find him in either White Hart, G's Nightclub, Yates or at 3FC.
Dude you seeing John Large tonght?
Ugh No he is a wasteman and he threw up on me last night!!
by Riddler23rko February 23, 2012
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Jahniah

She typically has curly hair, is loud but quiet around her love. She tries to help in so many ways. She will have different personalities and is as honest to people as can be
Jahniah wasn’t her usual self lately
by Written in all sincerity November 2, 2018
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Johnadu Bah

Superior form of John Winston, cousin to Enzodu Bah, brother to Graceadu Bah, and greatest foe to the legendary Oscardu Bah, whom which his power resides in being the shortest nigga in the room.
Aaron: who owns microsoft again?
Pierre: JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: no, actually, i’m serious

Pierre: I just said, JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: ok
by RiptideFPS November 25, 2020
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Poor-John

An amazing band from Durham, Maine. You can listen to them here: Http://www.myspace.com/poorjohn or here: Http://www.poor-john.com.
Man, Have you heard that band Poor-John? they're incredible I think I'm going to go buy their album "This CD Made Us Broke..." Today.
by Matthew Caron December 15, 2008
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The John West Bat Cave

Euphemism for the female genitalia.

John West is best known for the mass production of tinned tuna.

Tuna is best known for its for its fishy odour.

Where you have bats, you also have FLAPS.

Caves are natural, often moist, openings.
Lee sensed danger.

His partners excitement was such that she appeared to have sprung a leak.

Ever the dashing hero, and with a winsome cry of "To The John West Bat Cave!", he proceeded to plug the weeping cranny, purple topped piston in hand, and thus disaster was once again averted.
by zappacake June 4, 2009
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porta john bitches

The 2 ladies who ride around in Thailand on scooters together cleaning clogged toilets and Porta-shiters, despite it being a shitty job they still do it and are always happy and smiling.
Matt " Damn dude thats go to suck for those girls cleanin porta shiters all day."

Jay " Oh you mean the Porta John Bitches! Yeah there life sucks but their still out there making it happen."
by Cowtoe October 18, 2011
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