Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex
A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
by Eddie Lizzard December 09, 2013
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by ganglinn October 26, 2019
typically used to describe a very fat woman who likes to pretend about going to a mental health hospital
by Kaplokatarian Sloach September 17, 2022
When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.
Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.
by 142backdoor69 April 06, 2016
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Fuck you Joey Chow!
by AdanamConstruction August 30, 2019