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Jesse Hitaffer

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Random person: you know Jesse? (Jesse Hitaffer)
Other person: no. Who's that?
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Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.
I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!
by #notacop May 31, 2025
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Jess Zawadzki

Jess Zawadzki is a bitch
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Jess

Jess, there’s a lot to say from this girl although sometimes she says things that make me want to smack some sense into her head she is always and will always be there when you need her the only reason I would ever be mad at Jess is for being too kind to others she really is something else. Before I met Jess I had never met another girl as sweet, funny, caring, and fun as her she really has it all she has the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen she has the best hair any girl could have she is the most loyal person I have ever met yet I seem to always see her as something more but if that’s just a thought of mine I have never been able to connect with a girl like I did with Jess I feel like I spend all day waiting to get home so I can text her. she really is, Jess
Jess is so amazing she feel like from a dream Jess should be known all around the world cause she is the nicest girl I have ever met ;)
by Did ujfcjjc November 22, 2021
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Jesse

Jesse is a wonderful guy, likely on of the best you'll meet. He's so awesome and funny, not very athletic, but he's smart, kind, and talented. He will treat you right as long as you do same for him. If you meet a Jesse, cherish him because he could be one of the best people you meet.
Guy 1: Jesse just stole my girl!!
Guy 2: How??? Jesse is just like his friend, Kofi, they both hate girls
Guy 1: I know, that is why I am shocked
Guy 2: Girls do not like him because he is not athletic and is very weak
by DEdeArMOO August 10, 2022
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Jesse

Jesse is the sweetest guy with the biggest- yeah I'm not doing one of those definitions. Instead, I will do two on a couple of popular fictional characters from completely separate franchises.
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: The shit that Jesse cooks is the shit yo!
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
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Jesse

Jesse, is the type of guy you will want to be with. He's strong, nice, and caring. Every time you feel alone, your friend Jesse will always be there to cheer you up. Everytime you want to sing, he will want to sing with you. He doesn't like math, but loves reading. Every time they give him a math test, he will always get 100 percent. He will always read when he's at school. He will make a team to defend his friends from bullying. Jesse loves to make friends. If your alone, go ask a boy named jesse! He may be girly, but don't judge people! #jesselovessinging #jesserocks #jesseisstrong
Jesse is kind and a sweet guy, he will always sing with you.
by MitchieTheNiceGirl June 30, 2018
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