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Jesse

The man’s is good but he will fuck your wifey and that’s on hood. Never trust him with yo bag or yo bitch. He does NOT kiss bitches, he break they spine and break they purses. Don’t check Jesse, check yo bitch.
Man #1: Have you seen Jesse?
Man#2: No why?
Man #1: I heard he’s taking all our bitches, better hide yours to be safe.
by jessesvvs November 23, 2021
mugGet the Jessemug.

Jesse Hitaffer

Who?
Random person: you know Jesse? (Jesse Hitaffer)
Other person: no. Who's that?
by SD J.E.S.S.E November 28, 2024
mugGet the Jesse Hitaffermug.

Jess Zawadzki

Jess Zawadzki is a bitch
by Rjehgkwkf September 5, 2020
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Lucas Jesse

Oh Rah I do love to drink with my mates, oh rah I sound like a Lucas Jesse
by UltraHalo April 1, 2024
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Jess

Oh my Jess
by Jess is almighty November 23, 2021
mugGet the Jessmug.

Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020
mugGet the Jesse and Evamug.

Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.
Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.
by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021
mugGet the Jesses midget play datemug.

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