jesus fucks

Like jesus freaks.

"Already being late for work this morning, I encountered one of those jesus fucks and it stalled me an additional 5 minutes!"

by 8088Y80M8 January 1, 2012

jesus freak

a person who seriously writes a definition with an overbearingly detailed explaination in here.

"I went to Bible camp every weekend this summer!"
"Beth, you're such a Jesus freak."

by Cmakkk October 19, 2007

jesus christ

the first magician to go public with his tricks, but seeing as people back then were like really stupid they thought he was a god: idiots

dude lets go see jesus christ man hes gonna turn water into wine!
how the hell is he gunna do that?
dnt knw all i knw is we look away then we turn around nad yea man its changed its insane!

by jackass_12345 May 28, 2007

Jesus

The man who works at the local car wash.

"Jesus, last time I got my car back I found a white stain in the back seat."

by Maggylyn April 22, 2007

Jesus

The most famous cult leader in the history of the world. Led billions of people (alive or dead) to believe in the largest scam of all time. He was nailed to a piece of wood merely because crucifiction was extremely popular back then and because he was persecuted for seemingly impossible ideals. The bible is no more real than Lord of the Rings or Star Trek.

Jesus: I am the son of God.
Weak-minded peon: Yay! people must hear the word of God and accept a false prophecy that the world was created by something we have no proof of except for a story book!

by Alex Z: The Real God (or i might as well be) September 16, 2006

jesus tits

A exclamation of pain,joy,ect.

Jesus tits i stubbed my toe.
Jesus tits thats an awesome purse.

by Klaireabell October 23, 2007

Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.

"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010