Baby Daddy

The father of your child.. an arrogant cocky prick who thinks he has you where he wants you. Aka the Puppet Master!

Usually gets in touch when he's pissed expecting you to be at his beck and call to pick him up from 'the sesh' then will want to shag you and not speak to you for god knows how long.
He probably has a few tattoos and a shit haircut.. but thinks he is God's gift to women but treats them like shit.

'I recognise him.. do you?'

'Yeah it's my friends baby daddy, he's a tosser!'

by LBee1993 October 2, 2018

Baby hand

an underdeveloped hand

Gil's baby hand freaked us out really badly, but we needed to touch it.

by Maverick33 April 28, 2011

Obama Baby

An Obama baby is an eight year old that changed nothing.

Man, my kid is a real obama baby. My life still sucks after having him.

by Dchil October 7, 2016

Beer baby

Predominant weight gain in a woman’s abdomen that could easily be mistaken for pregnancy, but is actually the result of substantial beer consumption

“I can't wear this shirt, my beer baby is showing"

“It’s Friday, my beer baby is thirsty”

by iheartbeers April 3, 2011

baby wrangler

Refers to the person on a film set who tends to and coaxes babies or children to perform for the camera.

The baby wrangler tried everything, but the baby kept crying.

by zrusilla May 11, 2004

baby boo

baby boo means like he's mine ladys keep your hands off

anthony is my baby boo so get it straight

by miranda December 25, 2004

porn baby

When a porn star's birth control technique of choice (condom, pill, pull-out, etc) fails, and the female porn star becomes pregnant. A porn baby is the result of a pornographic "accident."

When {insert female porn star} forgot to take the pill before she shot the creampie scene, and 9 months later she had herself a porn baby.

by JakethemotherfuckingSNAKE September 30, 2006