sizzler pants

Sizzler pants are loose fitting pants that leave room for your stomach to expand with the excess consumption of food - much like it does when you visit the all you can eat buffet at Sizzler (especially if you eat the cheesy bread).

"A new all you can eat place just opened up down the road so I'm gonna get my sizzler pants on and go ape shit on that buffet"

by Giggles45 October 1, 2014

pant stain

the residue left behind from the genital area caused by either urine, jobbies or love juice.

use lots of washing powder when washing your pant stains.

by kazza hunter July 31, 2006

damp in the pants

that sweet sensation that starts from sexual stimulation

Max: After all we had in that sexy streak, Sabrina ended it...
Brandon: Dude, that sucks! I thought you'd be the one to get her damp in the pants!

by von groovy March 8, 2019

ankle pants

The phenomenon where your pants are wrapped around your ankles and you are masturbating.

Mom walks in on son jacking off
Son: "I wasn't masturbating. I swear!"
Mom: "Oh yeah? Why do you have ankle pants?"
Son: "Shit"

by heroic69 May 14, 2013

Pants Cape

A pair of pants that are worn as a cape, either when drunk, when mistaking ones neck for legs or when improvising for the lack of a cape.

Ben: "Scott are you wearing your pants around you neck?"

Scott: "Danadandandan Pants cape"

Ben: "Pants Cape?"

Scott: "Pants cape!"

by Burn T.D.I December 9, 2008

j pants

Welfare slang for "jogging pants", a comfortable cotton garment typically worn by athletes and degenerates.

"What are you wearing, you look like an asshole!"
"I'm wearin' ma bes' j pants!"

by essboyer August 18, 2011

Dunny Pants

Shit streaked underwear that are left in public view. Examples; locker rooms, swimming pools, dressing rooms.

Did you see old Bob going down on that stripper at his retirement party?

No, I couldn't concentrate on that because he left his fuckin Dunny Pants laying under the TV.

by Butcher's pal July 18, 2009