Brain Lock

When you just cant remember something that you know you knew hours or days ago.

what the hell was i supposed to remember to do today? what was his/her name , i spent all night that that person too.. damn brain lock

by zzchamp April 16, 2011

brain herpes

When a moron says something so stupid you fear you might have become slightly stupider just for having heard it

James H. asked me what the difference between marshmallows and mushrooms was and now I need to get tested for brain herpes

by Betty Thorny November 4, 2010

brain strain

something that causes your brain to hurt..over stressing your brain

OMG that biology test gave me a major brain strain

by blaisey mcg December 9, 2008

skittle brained

one who is completely retarded but somehow still thinks they are intelligent. Also may tend to blink a lot.

Tradd is dumb as shit. He is skittle brained.

by Tron55 January 3, 2008

Elephant Brains

A technique used by creative exhibitions to show off their penis and testicles. The technique involves squeezing your balls and member through your legs, then bending over and revealing the product from behind. It gets it's name from the product forming a trunk and wrinkly brains. It's kind of like the mangina, but from behind.

Bob: "Hey Gary, come in here, I gotta show you something."

Gary: "What the hell do you want... Ahhh, not the Elephant Brains again, you sick bastard!"

Bob: "Don't act like you've never seen my shit before."

by Chris Mortimer June 18, 2008

durh brain

a dummy

oi dude your such a durh brain

by jack draper January 12, 2009

brain hemorrhoid

Like a brain hemorrhage only this leaves the person's head full of shit.

David: "Did you hear some of Clint's ideas at the seminar last night?"

Craig: "Yup. Pretty obvious he suffered another brain hemorrhoid."

by BuffDudeTotally April 16, 2014