mud check

when you try to fart so hard that you let a wet one go, which may have ended up as a log in your shorts. Only a inspection of your underwear will reveal the true fruits of your labor.

Ah waiter! I will have a mud check

by macdad March 31, 2003

Mud Walk

When the lean hits you hard and you stumble. Popularized in music by Chris Travis.

Xavier: Dog that lean bussin ive had 2 cupz

Chris: yah xay you doing the mud walk

by Supersoundcloud June 09, 2021

Mud slide

When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.

"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."

by Andrew June 18, 2006

Mud Slide

When a male sits on a woman's face and tit fucks her while defecating into her mouth.

Her lips were slippery with Peter's lunch while he gave her the mud slide of her life.

by Rod Pierce April 17, 2006

mud butt

when you fart and something bad happens long story short i shit on myself!!!!

dam son i got the mud butt

by gangstamack01 May 16, 2007

Mud dogging

When you kick down the restroom door on an unsuspecting person who is taking a shit, grab them by the arm and pull them off the seat and proceed to rail them in the ass with poop and all

"Paul is going mud dogging at the public restrooms tonight on some poor bastard"

by Luciferigno July 27, 2019

Mud Shark

Sexually challanged white British man that is attracted to a black juicy gash.

That dumb limey thinks those black chicks are top quality. He is shuch a mud shark

by Cobbs May 11, 2006