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I am the 1%

Are you rich? Are your mummy and daddy paying for your weird shenanigans? Well then, you are the 1% and probably are snorting coke of a strrippers ass.
My life us great. I have the wealth, the power and resoect. I am the 1%.
by HawksKender October 16, 2017
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I am the storm

Jenna: I am the storm
Brad: wow what a horrible thing to say, is she a Nazi or something?
by Laurgelon October 3, 2020
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i am a fard

I am a fard was established way back in time before the bats were eaten with wings and chickens
by Person 18 December 7, 2022
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oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph
by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023
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I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.
Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023
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