when a midget on rollerskates puts on all your clothes and you pull them through an airport terminal.
tina: did you pack your suitcase carl?
carl: nah, i'm bringing a human suitcase instead. he packs himself.
carl: nah, i'm bringing a human suitcase instead. he packs himself.
by iamkayelem March 1, 2011
Get the human suitcasemug. El Dorado High School (also known as Eldo) teaching staff in Placerville, CA, United States.
Barnes, you are a total Humanitis Infectee.
Barnes, you are a total Humanitis Infectee.
by Frank Frankette November 1, 2007
Get the Humanitis Infecteemug. Human Style Justice is where the bullies of society get all of the wealth and women, and their victims only manage to live shitty lives.
It refers to the fact that those who are psychopaths, those who harm others, go on to live successful lives, and those who "keep to them selves," and respect other peoples rights have their lives fucked up.
It refers to the fact that those who are psychopaths, those who harm others, go on to live successful lives, and those who "keep to them selves," and respect other peoples rights have their lives fucked up.
Stan bullied others all his life, and was always violent. He ended up getting a high-paying job, beautiful wife, nice appartment, nice car. Steve was always the victim of bullying, and usually was unemployed and lonely.
This style of Human Style Justice happens all over in western societies every day.
This style of Human Style Justice happens all over in western societies every day.
by icanttakethisyouputanamehere December 30, 2009
Get the Human Style Justicemug. A real human woman is someone of the female gender who is not pixilated but also is of the human species. Hence the term real human woman.
"Yo, man, I think she's one of those AI girls that just started being released."
"Nah, brotha, that's a Real Human Woman."
"Nah, brotha, that's a Real Human Woman."
by Let's Pan!c March 13, 2020
Get the Real Human Womanmug. by BillHader April 30, 2010
Get the Human Fire Hydrantmug. A Human Hamster Wheel is any exercise device used by humans that simulates a strenuous activity. The human mounts the device and peddles, strides, rows or pumps their way to nowhere like a hamster on a wheel. The stair-master is the most obvious example of a human hamster wheel. Exercise bikes, rowing machines and abdominal rollers are also good examples. Humans all over the planet can be seen in 24 hour gyms, at ungodly hours of the night, sweating away on their human hamster wheels, as if in a trance.
"I just got a stair-master 3000. I'm gonna get pumped up!" "Oh, you got yourself a human hamster wheel."
"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."
"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."
by iceman 69 January 10, 2010
Get the Human Hamster Wheelmug. As the population grows over it's potential, the evolutionary process begins to take place. Humans will adapt to be able to perform autofellatio in order to reduce sexual desire. This will cause a dramatic drop in rates of sexual intercourse, allowing the human population to return to a more reasonable size that the one we cannot currently maintain.
The world is getting to large. Evolution must take place, as it did in other organisms. The way humans will adapt to influence a decline in a sizable population is the Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans.
by Ace. October 17, 2012
Get the Autofellatioic Evolution of Humansmug.