history of king william making carrots orange because in 1500 they were FUCKING purple or something.
by laclaclac February 4, 2025
Get the history of carrotmug. Something erased from your mind by whiskey and marijuana to make room for the oft underappreciated genius of the writers of "The Colbert Report." For entries on ENABLER, see Barry Julien.
-Where's Canada?
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Tudor history is the most rubbish history. Modern preceeds it. Tudor history isnt even worth searching for.
by barrytrotter199876579&69 November 2, 2013
Get the tudor historymug. A truly depraved sexual act representing the history of England. The first act will start with agressive fucking, representing the bloody founding of England. Next, a session of BDSM will begin, which shall represent the medieval period of England. Next, the man shall pour a generous amount of English Breakfast tea on the woman's body, symbolising the great trade of tea in Britain. The man will then begin to allow his friends to take turns, representing the slave trade. The woman will begin to urinate upon the men's penises, which represents the Declaration of Independence and the American Revolution. the man will begin to urinate on the woman's genitalia, representing the war of 1812. Then, the man fists the woman's anus, then the woman will fist the man's anus, in turn representing the first, and second world war. The man will then ejaculate upon the woman's face, representing Brexit.
Jack: Hey John! I heard that Franklin and Karen did England's History yesterday!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!
by JohnSussy May 19, 2022
Get the England's Historymug. A one time a year sex act. During the third period of the seventh game of the Stanley Cup finals. Maple syrup is poured from a Stanley Cup replica onto the ass of your partner. The partner is then spanked with Moose antlers while singing "O Canada". If the antler sticks, a blow job ensues until climax , when the ejaculate is mixed with the maple syrup to release the stuck antler.(also called "pulling the goalie").
Remember the time we did "Canada's History" and you forgot to "pull the goalie"?
No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.
No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.
by Colbert's sheep February 10, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Jackson Mehoff III, PHD September 7, 2022
Get the History’s Best Vocalistmug. "I have no more hatred towards him but I dont want to fuck him anymore either. I have no better definition than 'friend with history' because calling him friend is too broad"
by Daeara September 25, 2022
Get the friend with historymug.