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Hard Dad

A term used to describe a parent (of a teenager) who doesn’t tolerate any disobedience.

(They have the Power to literally crush bones by squeezing your limbs)

If they gain knowledge of you doing something you shouldn't, expect a nasty call or answer one message, or even a threatening note when you get home.

Sometimes they may even come and collect you, and you will suffer a silent ride home.

Lads especially need to be on the look out, when they are with the Hard Dad’s daughters.

-This could result in serious pain and/or humiliation-
(your at this chicks house party)
Holy shit, Hard Dads back and hes gonna kill us all
by BlGBUCK July 31, 2009
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HARD FLIP

Taking amphetamines (adderall or other ADD drugs) or a similar stimulant with a strong cannabis edible. The stimulant keeps you wide awake and alert and ready to dance while the strong dose of marijuana has psychedelic, added euphoric, and calming effects.

The combination is very similar to ecstasy, inducing euphoria and empathy, and making your body experience remarkable pleasurable sensations, while also allowing a person to stay up all night (dancing or what have you) while being much much safer, much less toxic, and much less harmful to the users brain, mind, and emotions.

Also, in states that allow medical use of cannabis, the HARD flip can be obtained completely legally. This also means you will be having a fun time raving all night without the mystery of what was in the pill you just popped. There is almost never a harsh let down or hangover, and you will always know that your drug combo is going to be pleasurable and safe.
"Last night I HARD flipped for DEADMAU5. I felt like I was rolling balls the whole night, didn't look half as scary as all the other ravers, and the next day I felt perfectly fine, though understandably a little tired."
by Banjanqrum August 12, 2009
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Double Hard Bastard

Somebody who does something painful just because what the fuck.
Yo man, did hear about Matt? He got his PTEROSAUR lazered off without using general anaesthetic, just because WHAT THE FUCK. Matt is a double hard bastard.
by AlanDW June 18, 2011
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N Hard R

Otherwise known as Hard R. Long story short it means Nigger
"Where have my friends gone?" -me
Power of the n hard r
by TeaBagsz June 2, 2018
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Have it hard

To really be attracted to someone (used mostly in the sexual sense). Hard represents the symbolic state of a man's erect phallus caused by that person.
1. Man, ever since they met at the party last week, Joe has it really hard for Hyun Ju.
2. Damn! I have it hard for the girl wearing that pink sweater!
3. For the longest time, he had it hard for Jessica until he met Cindy.
by Babo Sang Pyo December 17, 2005
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finger me hard

When a female wants a male to aggresivly shove his finger(s) into her anus for pleasure.

Horny naked woman: "finger me hard baby"

Naked man: *shoves fingers up her while jacking off*

Horny naked woman: *moans*
by justme123 May 14, 2015
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If you're going to flash, flash hard

If I've told told you once I've told you a thousand times; if you're going to flash, flash hard
by Umpire Strikes Back November 4, 2004
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