hand wipes

Monk the OCD detecive's problem. Must keep hands clean

I need a wip, Sharona his nurse

by doctor b November 15, 2004

Vic-Hand

When a previous experience in the restroom with low quality toilet paper results in dinglberries so large that one cannot proceed to take a shit; this then will require immediate removal of the berries so you will be forced to take a shower in a non-familiar location without the proper resources to get the job done, so only one option remains.... your hand

Dude, I had the worst case of Vic-Hand today after taking a dump at Nicks. His toilet paper was so shitty.

by Your own worst enemy May 9, 2011

hand jocking

to masturbate vigorously; another way to say beating meat or prying the clam

Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.

Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.

by Drew D.G. January 14, 2008

Hand Tennis

A variation of tennis played using a handball, two science lab tables, and hands as racquets.

I can't believe wikipedia doesn't think the sport of hand tennis exists!

by reLAXing27 November 22, 2009

break hand

to wank or to masterbate

john break hand over his sister's best friend

by jz and xteec August 10, 2007

Power Hand

v. An act of defiance and/or rudeness in which one farts into one's hand and then moves the hand into another person's face, so as to make the smell more potent by directing the fart into their face.

Alternate spelling: Power-hand

I was eating lunch when Dean power handed me from behind.

by Cleveland Free Clinic Worker April 30, 2009

Hand and a Half

A term used to describe the size of a ladies ass cheek

Sandrine has about a hand and a half per cheek. That badonkadonk is sweet.

by Rudeowen December 4, 2010