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GILF

Grandma I'd Like to Fuck
Grandfather I'd Like to Fuck
Guy I'd Like to Fuck
Girl I'd Like to Fuck

Or anything else beginning with G that you might feel the urge to have sex with, but fucks sake - NO ANIMALS
Heather Collins: Felix Brueggemann thinks louis walsh is a GILF :O
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like · Remove tag

Felix BrueggemannWhat!? O_O! WTF!? JESUS Fu... O_O :|
It worries me that you think that way o.O
Yesterday at 20:05 · Delete

Felix BrueggemannWhat the fork? Im just shocked
Yesterday at 20:05 · Delete

Felix BrueggemannYou have scarred me.
Yesterday at 20:05 · Delete

Felix BrueggemannI will never forgive you.
by FelixB666XD November 23, 2009
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Give your girlfriend flowers day

20th May

Give that special girl the love she deserves

Get her the most gorgeous bouquet of flowers and the biggest box of chocolates your eyes have ever seen

70%of women have probably never had flowers or chocolates so prove to yo lady that she's your one and only
Give your girlfriend flowers day
Get out if bed and get it her now
by Luckygirlscharm06 May 20, 2021
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GILF

Sarah is a really hot VP candidate! What a GILF! A governor I'd like to fuck!
by JMSMD October 22, 2008
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rubens girlfriend

wild and crazy and out of control girl who doesnt behave on the phone with a camara. but keeps it g rated.
as he talked, rubens girlfriend laughed while megan and her shot the picture with their mouth stuffed with doritos.
by megannngieeee August 11, 2009
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Girlfight

A badass band based out of Pittsburgh who is notorious for melting your face off with stunning vocals and insane music. People with a heart condition are advised to watch from afar.
Chainsaws in harmony: Girlfight
by Tadd Vee March 1, 2009
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Girlfriend

Synonym for 1)COATRACK, 2)EASY STORE, and 3)PHOTO BOOTH at a show.
1)Guy: Ah damn, I can't go into the pit with my jacket, it'll getr fucked up, HONEY!!

2)Guy: Shit, my cell phone will be ruined in the pit, Better go stash this in my girl's purse.

3)Guy: Hey, baby, take some sweet pictures of me when I slamdance, ok?
Girlfriend: Alright! *is holding phone in purse, wearing his jacket, and has camera in hand* al the time thinking, "he's so great."
by andrew apocolypse November 28, 2004
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Borderline Girlfriend

A woman you go out with, and kiss on the lips, but do not yet fuck.
MIKE: So did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: No, Beth is my borderline girlfriend.
by Frank Bumstead March 4, 2009
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