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Bench Fucked

To be stood up or ditch by someone, usually on a potential date. Derived from the stereotypical fact that people always wait while sitting on benches when they get stood up. Either that or when you get ditched the only thing left for you to get fucked by is the bench you're sitting on.
"Brian never showed up for our date on Friday, he totally bench fucked me!"
by street_thrilla March 22, 2009
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i fucked it

royally screwing up in an given situation .
by overlordsuru August 25, 2017
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I fucked your mom shit lips

When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.
Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*
by Da real Lightning McQueen November 5, 2019
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Jake Fucked

When you experience an unexpected death and/or lose money due to another person not being around. That person is usually Fat.
My dog died because Jake didn't feed him now I got to pay to cremate him. Wow, you really got Jake Fucked! What a Fat Bastard.
by Mister Shhh April 18, 2011
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feckle

Feckle is the flakes of anal crustation that occur from lack of propper wiping. If you do not wipe thuroughly after dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool, you are sure to have large amounts of feckle (a.k.a. - butt cheese) forming around your anus.
The other day I took a McShit in the woods and did not wipe. When I had gotten home the leftover poop had crusted over and began to flake off creating these delicate little feck flakes.
by Eternal Wizard of the KKK March 29, 2005
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fucked up

to consume so much alcohol you feel like you might never drink again.
shit man, we're gonna get really fucked up this weekend!!
by imfromsocobitches May 14, 2006
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queef fucked

when a angry woman squats an inch over a sleeping individual's face and squirts out a sloppy vaginal fart
i woke up this morning and had green shmeg all up on my nose and then i remembered me and my girl was figting last night; bitch musta queef fucked my while i was sleepin'.
by victom of the pussy's poop August 4, 2003
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