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Free the Bees

The act of removing your close and running to the pool naked. Then Swimming around for a while not caring about yourself or your friends. Also known as skinny dipping.
Leah and KK like to free the bees on the weekends.
by TimTimTim54 June 13, 2011
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Free Pretzel Day

-The act of quickly moving toward a source of food in gluttonous hunger.

-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!"

Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*

Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...
by Thadus June 22, 2011
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Freebladdering

The act of freely urinating in any place and on any spot of your choosing and without any restraints or restrictions.
As he walked home from the bar while being drunk as a skunk, Tom had the urge to take a leak and decided to go freebladdering, pissing in some bushes, a trash can, and on a few walls, before finally giving a golden shower to a homeless bum who was sleeping in an alley.
by Terminus_Est December 3, 2011
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Free-Pileing

Adj. The act of searching through a room that houses miscellaneous unwanted items in order to find something for yourself. Originating in the Berkeley Cooperative System, the term specifically refers to hunting through the "free pile room" where old co-opers leave their unwanted items to avoid clutter in the moving process.
"Sweet, I just found a pair of mannequin legs while free-pileing that I can put in my room!"

"I need a costume for the co-op party. Time to go free-pileing!"
by pawn takes queen December 16, 2011
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Free Food Scavengers

People that can't help themselves to complimentary food. They are mostly hoarders or fattys.
I had to eat a plain bagel because some Free Food Scavengers cleaned out the cream cheese, butter and jelly.
by German Suplex+1 February 16, 2012
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free labin'

Female version of free ballin'. To wear no panties. For your labia to dangle freely in your drawers.
I don't wear thongs. I'm always free labin'.
by Cuntress June 4, 2013
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"free kittens" deal

Refers to an offer/proposal/situation where the items or circumstances appear to be favorable or legitimate as they are initially presented, but then turn out to be a "bottomless pit" of required labor, responsibility, and/or financial resources.
A brand new ink-jet printer for only $29.95 may seem like a bargain, but it's actually a "free kittens" deal, because replacing the ink cartridges will cost more than the printer.
by QuacksO March 4, 2015
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