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Lunch for breakfast

The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.
John: What did you and Sally do this morning?

Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
by Tdar69 September 18, 2017
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The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!
"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."
by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024
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arizona breakfast

Coffee and a cigarette. Best way to start your day.
We got a long day ahead did you get something to eat?
Yeah, an Arizona breakfast!
by anonymous December 16, 2020
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Breakfast in bed

when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.
Jasin told cody how he made ashley breakfast in bed before he got to work today
by JARGO420 October 31, 2017
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Breakfast of champions

A breakfast routine usually followed by champions or hoes involving jizz.
My school cafeteria offers great food, it truly feels like breakfast of champions.
by f me in the asssss September 27, 2021
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breakfast bean

A person of British origination/ethnicity

Derogatory term for British/United Kingdom people.
"I did a DNA test and it said I was 93% Breakfast Bean!
by Messy97 September 29, 2023
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cambodian breakfast

The act of cracking an egg in a girl's vagina, and fucking her with such force that it scrambles the egg.
Totally gave my chick a Cambodian Breakfast last night. It was delicious.
by youdontmesswithme July 31, 2016
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