Father, I crave cheddar

The person who says this possibly said it as a meme, or to indicate they actually want cheddar.

friend: "Father, I crave cheddar."
you: "Ok"

by a student 2 September 30, 2022

fatherless

a typo or so-called "roast" that multitudes of teenagers use when they see someone do what they don't like. mainly used on furries and other people (mostly for people who are chronically online)

simon: hey dude check out this cool (insert name)

alex: OoH i DoNt LiKe FurY!!!1! FaThErLeSs!1!!!11

by the traveler with an atari January 30, 2023

Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.

Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Fatherless

Someone who makes up their own LGBTQA+ sexualities, a furry, someone who stans people, etc.

Person 1: Look, its a furry!
Person 2: They are fatherless.

by VortexCreations February 21, 2023

Fatherless

The person that looked up the word: Fatherless

WHAT THE ACTUAL FAWK ARE YOU DOING? GO OUTSIDE AND TOUCH SOME GRASS YOU FATHERLESS CHILD
-some random person you don't know

by AlreadyInUseBySomeoneElse. February 21, 2023

Fatherless

sometimes used to describe people who eats cereal without milk.

Person 1 : *posts a video of them eating cereal with water*
Person 2: BRO’S DAD DIDN’T COME BACK WITH THE MILK
Person 3 : BRO IS A FATHERLESS CHILD FOR REAL

by l3rex February 28, 2023

Father

Something you don't have

Your father used to exist.

by Sev 11 March 5, 2023