Fake Drakin

To try an compare your problems to Drake.

To say Drake quotes as if it was your own

Steve was Mean to the new guy because he wanted no new friends, Steve is Fake Drakin

by Jmoneysavage November 9, 2018

Pump Fake

when you are fucking the shit out of a girl doggy style, you slam her head into the pillow so she can't move, tell her you're going to nut, and secretly spit on her ass so she thinks you came. and when she turns around and winks at you you BLAST her right in the face with your whole load.

i pump faked the shit out of a girl last night

by Big Jim1234 April 27, 2011

fake cute

When your girl is drinking out of a juice box and she's lookin hella fine

"Damn girl, you fake cute and whatever"

by _paaiiggee__ October 3, 2017

Fake the Funk

(military jargon)To falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.

I just can't get motivated today, so I best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.

by John1969 May 9, 2008

Fake Hooper

A person who claims to play basketball but knows they do not truly play the sport. Also claims to be a "D1 Dreamer" or a "D1 Bound" player.

Person 1: Look he posted another basketball pic
Person 2: Chill he a fake hooper

by @jthebucket August 21, 2016

fake pro

One who attempts to be pro and who might exhibit all of the qualities of being pro, but turns out to be the exact opposite.

Russell appeared to be a linguistics expert, but his opposition to pioneering a new phrase revealed him to be a fake pro.

by djsatis October 29, 2008

Fake Hoe

An Abigail Hicks.

A jealous girl who lies about her life, about suicide, dead babies, pregnancy, and hoes around for ANYONE. Emphasis on the "anyone." And has to fabricate stories about her life to make it look like she has a life, when in reality, she has none at all.

A troll who hides behind the screen and lies.

Tom: Damn, that girl is a down-right fake hoe.
Max: Yeah! She's also jealous of Amy,

by FiestyBitch January 9, 2018