fatty eyes

The expression on someone's face when they are so hungry or gazing at something so tasty that they look like they want to make sweet, sweet love to it.

"God, Emma had such fatty eyes looking at that puffed wheat square earlier."

"I'm going to give that hamburger the best fatty eyes ever. We'll have fatty eye sex."

by RonaldMcDickald April 29, 2009

Fatty McStretchmark

A person so fat, that they are named after half of a McDonald's breakfast sandwich, while also implying they have tons of stretch marks. Even stretch marks on their stretch marks. Often used as an endearing term among fat girls.

Fat girl #1: How's it goin' Fatty McStretchmark?

Fat girl #2: Great. On my way to 7-11 to go get some spicey bites, nachos, and rasberry-filled powdered donuts. You?

Fat girl #1: I'll come with you. I need to get all those things too, and a Diet Pepsi to wash it down.

by Thatgirl235 June 28, 2009

farty allanah

A girl that farts like a pumpy bum machine

person 1: Who's That? Person2: Oh thats farty allanah Person 1: Why is she called that? Person 2: because shes a pumpy bum machine

by Bum girl November 9, 2017

fatty boombalada

What you call a person who eats all the cookies without offering them to anyone else.

eg " where did all the cookies go?"
"I ate them...."
"you're a fatty boombalada"
hahaha

by cookiemonsterboombah May 24, 2018

Fifty leven

A reference to Lil John’s song Get Low ; meaning so many times that one can no longer count.

I’ve told you fifty leven times that Elijah’s shoe size is a 31.

by 749g June 15, 2019

Fraud fatty

A girl that looks like she may have ghetto booty/fatty but doesnt. When you see a girl that look like she has a donk from the front but nothings in the back. Fat ass alarm let down that fakes a man out.

Jfrancis: Damnnn!!! Yo check this girl out I beat she's got a fatty!

Stan: Nah son guess again it aint legit that ass is flat we scoped out another fraud fatty!

by Overboost December 29, 2010

crabby fatty

A male/female/neutral being who ate too many crabby patties and got obese because of it.

"OMG I turned into a crabby fatty!"

by The dude who died of cancer November 30, 2011