A guy who fetishizes vegetables, one who goes to the nearest phsyc ward and finds the biggest vegetable cock to stretch out his asshole. and he loves curly haired light skin with massive cocks. Also he never wears condoms unless they’re supreme x nike x dior off white dead stock lime red edition .
by UrLightskinCompadre July 25, 2021
Get the DIRTY ETHAN mug.A super sweet boy who has beautiful brown eyes. Hes thaught of as unattractive and a nerd, but nerds are more interesting! hes super smart and LOVES science. a little chubby with epic man boobs but a super warm butt. You are lucky to know Ethan
A. Did you see Ethan doing the demensional analysis paper?
B. No, his face made my eyes die!
A. Well he was fast, almost as fast as me!
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B. No, his face made my eyes die!
A. Well he was fast, almost as fast as me!
B. U CRAZY BRO
by Ethangirl September 20, 2012
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Someone who has a really enormous forehead. Can also be called "Captain Forehead"! Also has huge ears that can closely resemble dinner plates.
Bob: Dude are you balding?
Jim: No I'm just trying to be an Ethan.
Bob: What about your ears?
Jim: Ethan again.
Jim: No I'm just trying to be an Ethan.
Bob: What about your ears?
Jim: Ethan again.
by Koolio Kid May 14, 2008
Get the Ethan mug.Ethan Is a very lazy human. He enjoys smoking weed and playing fortnite all day. He can't keep a relationship for more than 2 months cause no human loves him. He shows all his love and affection to girls that he will never get. Even with his few little friends they can barely tolerate him. He thinks about swallowing pills twenty for seven. This is Ethan.
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